Computers are great aren't they? My favourite PC application is the one where you don't do anything at all, just stare at your monitor for about 10 minutes, and all of a sudden it starts showing you pictures. You don't have to do a thing! Brilliant! Well, in the same way that I uploaded myself into the internet the other day via my groovy ceramic valve modem, I can download a bit of myself into your PC. All you have to do is click on one of the links below and wait for me to clamber through the wires, and before you know it I will guide you through the procedure to install ME as your screensaver. FAB!

Sorry Mac users, I don't understand your machines just yet :-(

Click either:
.zip format 853k(compressed, requires zip software)
.exe format 1Mb(larger file, needs no unzip software)

These files have been scanned for viruses and have been found to contain none. It is, as always, advisable to scan any software before you run it.

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